So, you have an itty-bitty little dicky? Don't worry, I have a solution for you and your little issue.

Foot Fucking

You're asking now, how is that a solution for the small penis problem you have? Well, sweetpea, I have a little story here all about how I made a big man with a little penis submit to the pleasures of foot fucking.

Not every man is lucky enough to understand his endowment isn't as well endowed as he thinks.