WELCOME TO YOUR FART SESSION!

You accidentally enter into my place, thinking it was somewhere else. I was just waiting for my next client for his fart session, who by the way was delayed and when i opened the door i saw you! So as my client did not show up... well, you became my client! I made you take his place, laid you down and start giving you all my farts right in your face and they were so stinky! You begged me for fresh air but i did not let you go until i finished... see you next month?

WELCOME TO YOUR FART SESSION!

You accidentally enter into my place, thinking it was somewhere else. I was just waiting for my next client for his fart session, who by the way was delayed and when i opened the door i saw you! So as my client did not show up... well, you became my client! I made you take his place, laid you down and start giving you all my farts right in your face and they were so stinky! You begged me for fresh air but i did not let you go until i finished... see you next month?