This beta has been sooo good. It paid for the double date last night for all of us and our boyfriends! We told it that it would get a "reward". So today we let it kneel before Us and stroke while looking at us and telling us how beautiful we are! Isn't that nice of us??

But we need to make sure that betas practice safe sex- so we make it wear a condom while it stroke-worships Us. We laugh at it while it is stroking, laughing about how big of a dinner tab we racked up last night, and how stupid he looked coming into the restaurant to pay it for us while we were literally m... Show more