I walk into the kitchen and this fatass is cleaning the floor- with its tongue, of course. It just makes me laugh what we make these idiots do for us. Then fatty dares to complain that he hasn't eaten in awhile and is getting hungry LOL! I explain that it needs to go on a "floor filth diet"- where all it lives off of from now on is the filth that it licks up off the floor! Aw, poor fatty slave starts to cry...

So I actually decide to feed it. But it is only getting some fruit- AFTER it has been chewed up and spit out by ME! Aren't I kind to the house slaves?

-Princess Ambe... Show more