OMG, I swear I hate this old disgusting pathetic slave that My Auntie used to keep around the Manor... Ewwww... its so unfair that I had to talk to it or let it breathe My air... and it was so stupid... I would say something or make a joke to My Aunt, and this vermin would actually pipe up with nonsense about how it felt at the moment.. We LITERALLY GIVE ZERO FUCKS loser about anything you have to say...

But back to this old crusty loser... Auntie had locked the sickly looking thing under Her bed shortly after branding its ass at Christmas (You can tell because She stuck a paper to... Show more