You know what makes me feel REALLY good about myself before going on a date with a guy that I am really into? Using, mistreating, and really humiliating one of my old-man slaves. It reminds me of when I used to pick on the nerds in high school before a cheerleading competition. There was just nothing better than spitting in some nerd's face and telling it what a loser it was to really give me a nice "boost of self-confidence" before a competition! There is just something about walking all over some loser that makes me feel better about myself!

So before my date comes to pick me up,... Show more