Whenever Amber and I go for a walk, we like to take some loser to drag around behind us. Plus it makes as a GREAT chair whenever we get tired and need a break from strutting in our heels. It's pretty hot outside so we make sure to stay hydrated, occasionally spitting on the sidewalk for this idiot to get it's tongue wet. (I mean, it’s LUCKY to even get that privilege) Plus it ensures that it’ll have NO excuse to complain about being “thirsty”.

We decide that we want this one to slither on its belly on the hot pavement behind us like the worm it is, as we casually and elegantly walk... Show more