As if We didn't all already know men are dawgs, here's more evidence for the statement. Ms Dandy and I were about to head out for a night of Halloween Parties and decadence, but My Cruella de Ville outfit was missing one of its most critical accessories; a stupid mutt I could torment and .... LOL

So we grabbed My crusty ass geriatric geezer slave from the corner and dragged it over to test it's doggie skills. We had it beg, roll over, fetch, and do numerous other little doggie tricks before using the "Evil Queen's Magic" and casting a spell with Our feet to turn this loser into a r... Show more