As Alice is trying to restore wonderland she happens across a strange world with a very peculiar item. It cant be taken down by her vorpal nor does it have any eat or drink me instructions. She decides that perhaps there's another way to ingest it and starts inhaling the contents. She finds that it doesn't make any changes to her stats but It does make her voice go all funny. Such a useless although hilarious item. She inhales more and may have gone slightly mad herself before she regains her senses and destroys them by hand in hope of them dropping teeth for a vorpal upgrade.