You're the fresh-faced, First of May, newbie clown here at the circus and still trying to find your way around. Right before the next show, you're wandering around backstage and happen to bump into me. I'm the head clown whom you admire, but are also attracted to. You ask what I'm up to, and I tell you I'm making a bunch of pies for the act, and I'm almost finished. Wouldn't it be hilarious if I just tested the first one out on you?! Ha! Got you going there, didn't I? You thought you were going to be pied in the face! Well, I wouldn't pie you BEFORE going out into the ring... WOULD I?! Oh y... Show more