Oh no! I've lost my rubber chicken! I'll never be able to find another one in time for the next act. What am I going to do? Miss Quin has an idea! She points to you, a random spectator and clown enthusiast. You've been lurking around for quite a while -you must really love clowns. We're going to give you the opportunity to be around them all of the time, because we're going to turn you into our new rubber chicken! We snap our fingers and you begin to shrink! We laugh at how small you've become! You try to protest, but rubber chickens don't need to talk, they only need to squeak. We snap our...

Oh no! I've lost my rubber chicken! I'll never be able to find another one in time for the next act. What am I going to do? Miss Quin has an idea! She points to you, a random spectator and clown enthusiast. You've been lurking around for quite a while -you must really love clowns. We're going to give you the opportunity to be around them all of the time, because we're going to turn you into our new rubber chicken! We snap our fingers and you begin to shrink! We laugh at how small you've become! You try to protest, but rubber chickens don't need to talk, they only need to squeak. We snap our fingers again and lose the ability to talk. We poke your stomach, however, and you let out the perfect rubber chicken squeak. We can already tell you are just perfect for the job! This will be so much better for you. You were pretty boring as a human, but now you can be a circus star every night. We snap our fingers again the transformation is complete. You are now the perfect rubber chicken. You can't believe this is happening! But you can already feel your mind slipping -soon you'll be nothing more than a compliant little stage prop. The show is about to start -we finished your transformation just in time. Hope you're ready for your big circus debut!