I'm going to turn you into a clown... permanently. You decide you want to join the circus and become a clown. Problem is you really don't know much about clowning, but that's okay. You're pretty goofy looking already so you'll do just fine! Besides I, Rosey the clown, know just the thing to make you act as silly as you look. I decide to put you in full white face clown make-up! I take the greasepaint and smear it all over your face. Your cheeks start to feel strange and tingly. I tell you to relax and not worry -that's perfectly normal. Once I apply your greasepaint I set it with some baby pow...

I'm going to turn you into a clown... permanently. You decide you want to join the circus and become a clown. Problem is you really don't know much about clowning, but that's okay. You're pretty goofy looking already so you'll do just fine! Besides I, Rosey the clown, know just the thing to make you act as silly as you look. I decide to put you in full white face clown make-up! I take the greasepaint and smear it all over your face. Your cheeks start to feel strange and tingly. I tell you to relax and not worry -that's perfectly normal. Once I apply your greasepaint I set it with some baby powder, and finish the look with a silly, big, red clown nose! Perfect! You look so clowny! Oh what's that? You want to take off the make-up already? What's your hurry? Oh yeah, that's right! (Silly me!) I forgot to mention... that clown make-up doesn't come off. Yeah, you're just going to be a clown forever. What's the matter? You wanted to be a clown, right? Oh don't be so upset. You look so much better as a clown! Well, once the make-up sets in you won't care anymore. You'll just start to act goofy all the time, and you won't even want to go back to your old, boring human self. Welcome to the circus!