When my friends Miss Quin, Dakota Marr and I invited you upstairs, at the convention, for a little fun we had no idea we'd be so... disappointed. Did you really think you were going to bang some hot cosplay chicks with that itty, bitty dick of yours? I mean, even Miss Quin's joker doll has a bigger cock than yours. So sad. We laugh at your microscopic cock, and tease you until we notice... well it's a little difficult to tell, but it seems like you've got a boner. Are you getting hard from us humiliating you? Is that a shame boner?! What a fucking nerd loser! It's bad enough that you fap to...

When my friends Miss Quin, Dakota Marr and I invited you upstairs, at the convention, for a little fun we had no idea we'd be so... disappointed. Did you really think you were going to bang some hot cosplay chicks with that itty, bitty dick of yours? I mean, even Miss Quin's joker doll has a bigger cock than yours. So sad. We laugh at your microscopic cock, and tease you until we notice... well it's a little difficult to tell, but it seems like you've got a boner. Are you getting hard from us humiliating you? Is that a shame boner?! What a fucking nerd loser! It's bad enough that you fap to cosplay girls, but it seems you're even more pathetic than we thought. Well, there's no way we're going to have sex with such a tiny wee-wee (not like we'd feel it anyway) but we're going to do you a solid and let you stroke yourself for us. We tell you to be careful and just use your index finger and thumb... wouldn't want to crush it. Better yet, maybe we should get you some tweezers. This is pretty delicate work after all. We continue to tease you until we know you're close. Then we give you a countdown and you explode everywhere. What a big mess you've made. You must have a lot of dirty cum socks under your bed. The girls and I decide it's time to get back out on the floor. Hopefully we'll find some cosplay guys who are REAL men...