Your dick is so tiny! It just can't please me. I can't even remember the last time I had an orgasm. I've been thinking about breaking up with you, and finding me a REAL man, but I have another idea that might still make use of you. Oh don't worry, you're still going to get fucked -quite regularly. I intend to transform you into my personal dildo! You laugh and say that's impossible, but joke's on you because with a simple snap of my fingers you instantly shrink to half your size. Ha! Your dick's probably even tinier, now. (If that's possible.) I talk about how much I long to have the kind o... Show more