You're a weary traveler stopping for the night at a tavern run by me, a very friendly hobbit girl. We don't get too many travelers here in the shire. I tell you all about the delicious stew I've prepared out of fresh ingredients from the garden. But of course, being in the garden all day has made my big hobbit feet VERY dirty. I'm about to go wash them when you tell me that you don't mind... in fact, you actually kind of like it. So I decide to tease you with my filthy feet. They are just caked in dirt and grime, but it only excites you more. You beg for me to put them on your face and I ob... Show more