You have completely surrendered to being my toilet. You live only to serve as my personal waste receptacle. But, like all toilets, sometimes you need a good cleaning. I walk into the bathroom with some toilet cleaner and spray it all over you. I don't even speak to you while I take a toilet brush and scrub you down, because why would I talk to a toilet? You're just a household appliance. I try to flush you, but it seems you're clogged. So I take plunger to you until I'm satisfied you'll be able to properly suck down all my waste. Now that you are unclogged I sit right over the top of you an... Show more