Quin and I heard you have a very unique "hobby." We heard you like to devour pretty girls, so we volunteer to be your next meal. We've always fantasized about our flesh being slowly digested, as we slide down a big throat. We beg you to cook us up into something delectable, or maybe you'd prefer a decadent "girl tartar." Quin has a nice lean body, and I have a more tender, plump one, so we're sure to satisfy any appetite. We can hardly wait to be on your plate, as you sink your teeth into our juicy breast meat. Please devour us!