I'm really hungry, but I've been so lazy that I couldn't be bothered to go grocery shopping. Fortunately my roommate always keeps the fridge fully stocked. I decide to rummage through her groceries until I find a carton full of eggs. I decide to take all of them and make a yummy omelette! But just as a I try to walk away with them, a strange burning sensation begins to spread across my bottom. I pull my pants down and look over my shoulder. I can hardly believe what I see -my butt cheeks have turned into 2 large eggs! Then another strange sensation begins to churn inside my bottom, seconds ...

I'm really hungry, but I've been so lazy that I couldn't be bothered to go grocery shopping. Fortunately my roommate always keeps the fridge fully stocked. I decide to rummage through her groceries until I find a carton full of eggs. I decide to take all of them and make a yummy omelette! But just as a I try to walk away with them, a strange burning sensation begins to spread across my bottom. I pull my pants down and look over my shoulder. I can hardly believe what I see -my butt cheeks have turned into 2 large eggs! Then another strange sensation begins to churn inside my bottom, seconds later I release a long, loud fart! What is going on? I try to run away but my legs are frozen in place. I struggle to escape, but it's no use, and the farts just keep coming. I release one loud fart after another, unable to stop the torrent of flatulence. I hope that my roommate comes back soon -maybe she can stop this!