I'm really hungry, but I've been so lazy that I couldn't be bothered to go grocery shopping. Fortunately my roommate always keeps the fridge fully stocked. I decide to rummage through her groceries until I find a carton full of eggs. I decide to take all of them and make a yummy omelette! But just as a I try to walk away with them, a strange burning sensation begins to spread across my bottom. I pull my pants down and look over my shoulder. I can hardly believe what I see -my butt cheeks have turned into 2 large eggs! Then another strange sensation begins to churn inside my bottom, seconds ... Show more