You wake up late one morning worried that you are going to be late for work. I tell you not to be concerned, because you don't even have work today. I called your boss and told him that you weren't coming in today... or any day for that matter. You ask why I would do such a thing. You see I know that you just aren't happy at work anymore, so I've decided to give you the life you really want. From now on you don't have to worry about a thing. You get to stay home and eat to heart's content and get as fat as you like. I went to the store and bought all of your favorite foods: nachos, pizza, c... Show more