I know it's cold out, but I just couldn't wait to try on an old pair of jean shorts. I've lost some weight and they fit perfect. But don't worry I haven't lost any weight in my butt. It's still nice, round and plump. These shorts look like they were painted on. The seams are stretching along the back. They are so tiny that my ass cheeks hang out. I unzip the fly of my jeans so you can fantasize about being inside them. Then I bend over and stick my denim ass in the air, and tell you to stick your face it. That's right, take a good, long whiff.