Nurse Sydney and I come in to check your vitals and change your bed pan, and we get a look at your itty bitty penis. Rumors have been circulating around the hospital of just how tiny your dick is, but we thought it was an exaggeration, until now. But reports have been confirmed -you do in fact suffer from micro penis. Being medical professionals, we're used to seeing ALL manner of genitals, but yours is by FAR the smallest we've ever seen. It's a medical anomaly how small your dick is! We almost want to run tests to see if it's some unfortunate mutation. But we've also heard that you've bee... Show more