Avast! Me and me scurvy shipmates have been stranded on a desert island for weeks, and we're sick of eating coconuts! But mayhap our fortune is turning around when you wash up on our shores. Looks like we'll be eating meat, tonight! Our bellies growl and rumble as we look at yer meaty thighs! We'll use our cutlass to slice off little bits of yer fat! Looks like ye hadn't been spending much time in the ship's gym! Good for us. Methinks you'd make a good sashimi, but me shipmates think you'd be good spit-roasted over a flame! Arr! I loves me a good barbecue! The salt water has seasoned yer fl... Show more