Avast! Me and me scurvy shipmates have been stranded on a desert island for weeks, and we're sick of eating coconuts! But mayhap our fortune is turning around when you wash up on our shores. Looks like we'll be eating meat, tonight! Our bellies growl and rumble as we look at yer meaty thighs! We'll use our cutlass to slice off little bits of yer fat! Looks like ye hadn't been spending much time in the ship's gym! Good for us. Methinks you'd make a good sashimi, but me shipmates think you'd be good spit-roasted over a flame! Arr! I loves me a good barbecue! The salt water has seasoned yer fl...

Avast! Me and me scurvy shipmates have been stranded on a desert island for weeks, and we're sick of eating coconuts! But mayhap our fortune is turning around when you wash up on our shores. Looks like we'll be eating meat, tonight! Our bellies growl and rumble as we look at yer meaty thighs! We'll use our cutlass to slice off little bits of yer fat! Looks like ye hadn't been spending much time in the ship's gym! Good for us. Methinks you'd make a good sashimi, but me shipmates think you'd be good spit-roasted over a flame! Arr! I loves me a good barbecue! The salt water has seasoned yer flesh to perfection. Mayhap I'll be chewin' into some salty sea legs soon. I can't wait to dig in! But being a good cap'n I lets me crew have the first few bites. They savor yer juicy flesh as their teeth sink easily into your skin. At last I take a bite, but it wasn't enough. We were going to cook you, but you taste so delicious raw me crew and I just all dive in and devour you!