These are my favorite pair of socks. I just hate taking them off. As a result they've gotten really stinky and crusty and I've saved them just for you. I know how much you enjoy them, so I put them all over your face so you can smell them. They really reek! And you can't get enough! I talk about how sweaty my soles are -don't you just want to lick them clean? I wiggle my toes back and forth and you can see my feet scrunch up when I do. Even though they are my favorite pair, I've decided to let you have them for being such a good boy. But you'll have to take them off first... with your teeth!