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I'm sneaking into my neighbor's house and being extra careful so she won't catch me. Despite getting my big butt stuck in the door, I'm doing a pretty good job of it, too. I creep into her bedroom and find the item I've been searching for -the magical cork! They say whomever wields it shall be blessed with immense power. I decide to pull down my pants and stick it up my ass crack for safe keeping. I'm just about to sneak away when suddenly I'm caught by my neighbor, Ms. Mercury! She demands that I reveal what I'm hiding by pulling down my pants. I'm embarrassed, but I know... Show more