I just barely make it to the toilet. I practically rip my pants off as I sit down and let out a long, hot stream of pee. I sigh contentedly, feeling relieved. But right after I start to have some irritable stomach cramps, so I decide to stay on the toilet a little longer. I grunt and groan as I let out a couple of loud farts. As I wait to finally relieve my cramps, I talk to you about my recent bowel movements. How I just keep needing to go to the toilet, and each time it really stinks. Finally my bowel movement comes and you can hear it plop into the toilet. I feel so much better afterward... Show more