You catch me trying to steal a box of supplies from work. You tell me that you're going to talk to the manager. I might get fired for this! I really don't want to lose my job, so I beg you to keep it a secret. I promise I won't try to steal again. You agree to keep quiet but on one condition: I have to squat down and fart into the box of things I was trying to steal. At first I'm shocked. I can't do that! No way! But if it's the only way to keep my job... Finally I agree to it. I pull down my tight, yoga pants, squat over the box and let out a fart. But that's not enough. You want me to keep f...

You catch me trying to steal a box of supplies from work. You tell me that you're going to talk to the manager. I might get fired for this! I really don't want to lose my job, so I beg you to keep it a secret. I promise I won't try to steal again. You agree to keep quiet but on one condition: I have to squat down and fart into the box of things I was trying to steal. At first I'm shocked. I can't do that! No way! But if it's the only way to keep my job... Finally I agree to it. I pull down my tight, yoga pants, squat over the box and let out a fart. But that's not enough. You want me to keep farting until you say so. Reluctantly I let out 7 more, long, greasy farts. At last you think I've learned my lesson. Do I get to keep my job, now?