Oh, you're asking me out? I didn't know you were...straight. I just thought we were really good friends, and you were...you know...my gay best friend. I didn't realize you liked me like that.

In fact, I didn't realize you even liked women like that. It's just the way you act. You act so gay . I mean, all of our friends think you're gay, too. I'm fairly certain any woman you'll meet is automatically going to assume you like men, that you're a . It's just so obvious on you. I'm surprised you haven't realized you're gay yourself.

I still want to be your friend, I really do. I... Show more