Life is unfair for small dicks and balls. Truly! You are never going to meet up to societal standards. Never going to be good enough to fuck. Never going to be good enough to touch. And each time anybody sees your pathetic genitals? The only thing they're good for is for laughing at.

In fact, tiny cock and balls like yours disgust me.

With that in mind, I can think of one way you can finally be of use. One way that you can finally stop grossing out all women and sexual partners of this world. One way you can make up for hurting our eyes with your itty bitty appendage.