Hey, nerd! Come here. I want to talk to you.

That's right. You. What, do you think I'm being too nice to you right now? Are you suspicious of me? I know I spend most of my time bullying you, so why would I possibly be nice right now?

You're right – you should be suspicious. I have plans for you today. Those plans involve dragging you to the bathroom, dunking your head in the toilet, flushing, and then...