Spanking isn't going to be enough, of course. I truly doubt you've learned your lesson without a more...semi-permanent solution. You're a stubborn pup, and I don't tolerate your ass-sniffing behavior.

A physical barrier to prevent you from sniffing might just do the trick. I'm installing a cone of shame on your head so you can no longer nuzzle your nose in all the cracks it doesn't belong. Instead, you'll just look and desire, but you can never have.

And with enough time, you'll get used to this. You'll no longer be sniffing where you shouldn't sniff. The doggy will be dis... Show more