Hey foot freak! You're just going to kneel there right on the ground while I mess around on my phone. Don't worry. You'll get a good look at my dirty white canvas sneakers. Lucky you – I wear these every day.

How's the view down there? I bet you're probably feeling pretty pathetic that I'm ignoring you while you worship my sneakers. But don't worry – if you're a good foot freak, I might even pay attention to you!

Maybe. We'll see. Depends on your behavior!

So shut up, stay right there, and stick your nose right next to my sneakers. Get closer, foot freak. You won'... Show more