All this time spent social distancing during COVID-19, and we've all gotten very used to one thing: wearing masks. In fact, you're now more likely to see people on the street wearing masks than not.

And you know what masks are great at doing?

Hiding things.

Hiding your toilet fetish, for example. Your heavy, hardcore desire for 24/7 toilet humiliation. Your insatiable need to be made into a full toilet at all times. You see how well I know you?

So here's the thing: I may not be there extruding kaviar on you personally, but I can make sure you're always re... Show more