You've always wanted to spoil me, I know. But it's not enough. See, a sniveling wannabe like you will never be a man. You're just a pig. A cute little paypig. You're going to put on this pig mask and we're going shopping, loser. You're going to love spoiling me, feeling so pathetic and low while wearing this mask while we're out and about. And guess what? The only words you'll be allowed to say are "oink oink".