I'm lying on my bed, barefoot after walking around all day. You can see the bits of dirt in my soles, right? Can you smell them? My feet get so salty and popcorn-y after a long day. A bit like corn chips.

Perfect, petite, extra wide, size 5, stinky stinky feet. Enjoy them by your face while I lie on my bed. I can't sit still, so you'll be able to see them at every angle while I ignore you on my phone. What a treat for you!