Darling, you know you could never sexually satisfy me, right? I mean really, how many times did I actually cum with you? Think about it. Well, I've been getting pretty bored with our entire relationship, and to spice it up, I've downloaded Tinder. No, it's not a threesome...

There are so many hot, hung bulls on Tinder! I found one who's particularly...loaded...and I've arranged a date for myself with him. Tonight. Look, he's texting me right now!

Here's the truth: I'm going to fuck him tonight. And I know it's going to be good, because look at him! In fact, I want you to s... Show more