We both know you have a porn addiction. The telltale signs: hours down a pornhole, seeking novel and perverted ways to get yourself off because the old ways weren't working, a cock that won't rise to the right occasion...

It's time to get help. I'm here to help. Your old ways weren't working, but I will. You're going to divert your obsession to me. From now on, you no longer worship the god of porn – you worship your Goddess, and as your Goddess, I control your mind, body, cock, and orgasms. This is Porn Addiction Rehab.