After a couple of drinks, you were looking pretty cute, so I didn't say no to going back to your place. I get so horny when I'm ...

But...what is that thing in your pants? You...you didn't think I would actually fuck that, did you? Could I even fuck that thing? It's so...it's so small. Would it even penetrate me? Could I even feel it? I mean look at me – if I bent over doggy style, could your dick even touch my pussy?

I didn't even know cocks came that tiny.

Are you jerking it off to impress me? Because it's really not. Oh...wait...you're getting more excited. I g... Show more