Once the pig has been tenderized, you must be cooked!

I'll start off by electrocuting your cock and balls. Let's keep that on a nice heat and fry up your manhood bit by bit. It's important that the piggy's tender bits get properly roasted.

While that is toasting, your insides will be basted. How, you ask? Why, with a turkey baster penetrating your asshole, of course? All delicious piggies need to be stuffed.

And when I'm done, I'll rectally check your temperature to make sure you're cooked to perfection. It's Thanksgiving, and you're my little fuckpig treat.