Were you hiding in my room while I was napping? I guess that was easy for you since you're so tiny – but here you are at the edge of my bed. How creepy. Maybe I should squish you with my feet to get rid of you.

On second thought, it's breakfast, and I'm starving . How timely that you're in my room right now. I'm just so hungry, and you're right here...in fact, you are looking quite delicious right now. I can't wait to lick you just to taste you...savor you in my mouth...and feel you slide down my throat. What a lovely tiny breakfast surprise!