I don't think you're ready to be my toilet yet. You have to work up to that. You have to earn it. And you know what would be an excellent way for you to do so? By licking my toilet clean first.

After all, peeking at my perfect asshole is a privilege. I want you to spitshine this entire toilet clean, getting a little taste of all the chunks I leave behind. Get to it!

Features: me in lingerie sitting on my toilet in my bathroom. Lurid details of my bowel movements from the past day. A little tinkle.