Camille and I are roommates, she's a great roommate too! We just got home from work and it was such an exhausting day for both of us we decide it's definitely time for a smoke break. We chit-chat about annoying customers and how frustrating our jobs can be as I light up. Before I know it Camille is telling me that i'm being annoying and rude by not paying my rent on time. She quickly locks me on the back porch while i'm still smoking! What the hell?!?! She must be joking.... There's no way she locked me out. But sure enough, that evil bitch did! I tell her it's really not funny and I have t...

Camille and I are roommates, she's a great roommate too! We just got home from work and it was such an exhausting day for both of us we decide it's definitely time for a smoke break. We chit-chat about annoying customers and how frustrating our jobs can be as I light up. Before I know it Camille is telling me that i'm being annoying and rude by not paying my rent on time. She quickly locks me on the back porch while i'm still smoking! What the hell?!?! She must be joking.... There's no way she locked me out. But sure enough, that evil bitch did! I tell her it's really not funny and I have to pee REALLY bad. She says that sucks and maybe keep smoking to not think about how desperately I need to relieve my bladder. She starts to tap lightly on the glass door and it reminds me of me of water, she starts saying drip... drip... which really isn't helping! I beg and plead her to let me in and she says if I can open the door that I can come inside. I try to open the door so hard I start peeing my pants! Damn it, I guess i'm just gonna have to piss my pants right here on the back porch!