Awww...look....my army of tinies are throwing me a birthday party with balloons and festive decorations. Everyone is gathered around at my feet or by my massive thighs. You and your little friends all bought me presents. Are these the presents? These small boxes? I get that these small boxes are 100x bigger than you, but they are still meager and not fit for a Giantess Goddess such as myself. Unless of course they're filled with diamond jewelry. They're not?! Then they're worthless to me.

And you all are worthless to me. Today is the day you are to celebrate me fully, and this is h... Show more