I'm training for my upcoming fight when you show up lingering around the outskirts of the boxing ring. At first I try to ignore you, but you're persistent. I stop shadowboxing to ask: "Can I help you? I have the ring reserved for another hour or so."

You then tell me how you're impressed by my form, but you think you can teach me a thing or two. I'm bemused by your arrogance and assumption. But training against an opponent is always more useful than merely shadowboxing. So I bite, so to speak. Let me see what you've got.

I don't hesitate to show you who you're really up ag... Show more