I'm home, cooking, when I squat down (while wearing a small white thong, my big butt fully out). Hmmmm...something smells delicious...like bacon...wait...I'm not cooking bacon. Wait...why does my booty feel suddenly so hot?!

I jump up in pain. Where did this lit candle come from all of a sudden?! This makes no sense. I'm running around trying to cool my scalding booty down. I then jump into my sink to run cold water over my sensitive skin.

Just as I'm feeling relief, suddenly the water goes from cool to really damn hot! I yell out, run around the kitchen, trying to fan my ... Show more