I come home after my most recent boxing match. You've been waiting at the edge of your chair to find out how it went. You want all the juicy details. Nothing excites you more than hearing about how I decimated my opponent with my lethal punching combinations. And nothing excites me more than sharing my win, talking about it in detail, playing out various moments through shadowboxing. I punch towards you: jab jab cross upper cut. I have such amazing control that I stop short just a few inches away from your face. Being so close to my powerful gloved fists is so exhilarating for you...causing... Show more