I stumble into the bedroom after an intense workout. I'm exhausted and sweaty...and surprised. What are you doing here?! You were so far behind me. There's no way you would have made it home before me.

Oh...I see...you cheated. You just gave up cause you couldn't keep up!! You're pathetic. And here I thought I was in a relationship with a big strong man, but you're really just a whiney baby. You can't keep up, and I'm tired of holding you up (at times, literally). If you want to act like a baby, I'll just transform you into one!

Oh look at you now! You're not so big and to... Show more