I'm always asked: "how big are your biceps? Your thighs? You're calves?" Always followed with: "They look so much bigger than mine!!"

That's because they are. I am more muscular, more imposing, and stronger than your puny body. I have the numbers to prove it. I measure my biceps, thighs and calves (both left and right, and both in inches and centimeters). I wait for you to to the same, so that I can laugh at you/laugh at the difference. I'm pretty certain your calf is barely the size of my biceps. And don't even get me started on my thighs! The numbers say it all.

We all k... Show more