We're both outside, enjoying the beautiful sun and weather. I talk about my perfection. What is there not to talk about?! I've been built perfectly, completely streamlined, absolutely impressive technology. I talk about all the ways I'm knowledgeable and capable. And on top of it, no one ever knows I'm not human. In fact, I'm better than human. I'm infallible!!

Unfortunately, my perfection seems to be...well...not entirely the case. My mainframe is responding to the sun's heat and beginning to short circuit. At first I play it off by not even acknowledging it. What is there to ackn... Show more