I have asked you into my office to discuss a concern of mine. No, you are not in trouble. And your work as a groundskeeper here at the church has been stellar and appreciated. It's that...you have an effect on our impressionable young nuns in training. It is important that they focus their attention solely to God and Godly concerns...not carnal. Your presence is causing a stir in them. More specifically, your pronounced...how shall I put this...member, *ahem* penis, is drawing my neophytes attention away from their religious studies.

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