I have to take matters into my own hands. I know I have something big here, but the formula is not ready for the next step. The FDA won't approve human trials, so there's only one available option: test on myself.

I just know that this formula will cause anyone to grow, develop immediate musculature, and become stronger than any superhero!! They'll be unstoppable. And if the formula is ready...I'll be unstoppable. I know this is going to make me a billionaire. But not only that, awards and recognition. I'll finally be recognized for the amazing and brilliant scientist I am.